Harrop, Graham

GREEN PARTY OF CANADA "You heard me ... eat your greens!" ED WISHED THAT HE HAD VOLUNTEERED TO WORK FOR THE CONSERVATIVES.
"Remember, my friends, if you elect the Tories, they will set us back a generation!" "YES!" JANET MAKES PLANS TO THROW AWAY HER WRINKLE CREAM
"Nelly drinks port?" "Newly dug potatoes?" "Nine dancing prawns?" VOTE NDP IT WAS A MOMENTARY LAPSE BUT ONE THAT WOULD COST JACK LAYTON THE ELECTION.
"Two campaign workers in Etobicoke, Mister Layton." "One in Thunder Bay ... two more in Moosonee ... one in Kenora." "And finally, two more in Mississauga." "That's eight in total." LAYTON: A COUNTRY [...]
"Dam bird just flew down from nowhere, plucked up Stephen Harper and headed back to the coop! I blame genetic engineering!" CHICKEN CATCH A TORY
"Tums." BOB DISCOVERS THE SECRET OF INNER PEACE
WILL WORK TO GET THOSE STUPID WILL WORK TO ...' CARTOONS OUT OF THE NEWSPAPER
"Help me make it through the knight ..." YE OLDE ARMOUR EXTRICATION SERVICE
"It's all over, Miss Birthistle ... we've cut up your Amex, your Visa, and, finally, your Mastercard ...!" JANE UNDERGOES PLASTIC SURGERY
MATERNITY "Apple?" "Pair." THINGS DID NOT GO EXACTLY AS PLANNED FOR GWYNETH.
SUSHI "He ain't ebi ... he's my brother!"
"Back in ten minutes ..." BOB WAS EATING FAR TOO MANY CHICKEN WINGS
"DEPENDS ... DEPENDS ... DEPENDS ..." INCONTINENTAL AIRLINES
"One hundred and forty-seven cases of Heinz beans. Sign here!" RON HAD WON FREE GAS FOR LIFE
"... and finally, let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars." MP'S WHO REALLY ABUSE THEIR TRAVEL BUDGET.
"Same with me ... one weight loss program after another, and then I heard of something called the Fatkins' diet ..."
MADAME ZSA ZSA SEES ALL KNOWS ALL TELLS ALL "You are very, very gullible."
"Hello. We're from the Canadian Heritage Department - Canada's multicultural program. Here's some brochures we've prepared for you." "Did you tell them we might soon be a minority?"
HOPELESSLY DE-VOTED "I was recalled."
MILLION HERMIT MARCH "I told you that nobody would show up."
"I can't believe it! It cost me over seventy dollars to fill up my gas tank ...!" "Do what I did - install a smaller tank!"
"Same with me - no trouble getting into the Lions club ..." "The Elks was a little different."
"I still think that the station should get another slogan ..." FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
ACADEMY AWARDS "Who are you wearing?"
FROM THE DESK OF BONO Paul: did I leave a pair of dark glasses in your office? I can't see a blind thing without them and have spent the last three days in the senate bar begging for pretzels. Also, [...]