Harrop, Graham

Not expected to go beyond the first date. "The best thing about being a woman is that you've always got someone to clean up your house!"
Revenue Canada agents at their very best "We understand you buried a loonie under the ice."
Poorest explanation of why the Prime Minister needs two jets. "One to get there and one to come back."
Why Canadians win fewer races than they should "After you ..."
CATHAY PACIFIC BRITISH AIRWAYS SAS TANGO AIRLINES AIR CANADA FORTUNATELY, BOTH RALPH AND EDIE HAD STARTED DANCE CLASSES JUST WEEKS AGO.
"Got a match?" POOREST UNDERSTANDING OF HOW NICOTINE SUCKERS WORK.
"He does." MARRIAGE IN THE MILLENNIUM
Once again, Finance Minister Paul Martin falls victim to the Internet. "How are the belly dancing classes going?"
Far too many Oscars "Pass the salt"
How green was my valet "... And if that wasn't enough, within half an hour the stupid nit had spilled Schweppes on my cummerbund!"
Not expected to be excused from jury duty. "My English is poor ... rudimentary ... singularly uninspired and bereft of basic skill and expression."
"Yo! Lyle! We got that video where the girl shacks up with those midget diamond miners?" IT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT VERN WOULD RENT SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS.
"Of COURSE you've got issues, you idiot!"
"And that's our show for tonight." MIKE DULLARD
"Hasta luego" FIRST AND LAST DAY AS AMBASSADOR TO DENMARK
"I've got awards coming out of my wazoo, mate " RUSSELL CROW
PRIME MINISTER "I am warning you, Manley settle the softwood lumber dispute or you will never eat lunch in this town AGAIN!" FOREST GRUMP.
"I'm Iris." SECURITY IRIS IDENTIFICATION SYSTEM POOREST UNDERSTANDING OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
HOW TO BE UP IN A DOWN ECONOMY VIAGRA STRATEGICALLY LOCATED TRADE SHOW BOOTHS
"You told me you lived in a gated community"
Not expected to get the job ... "It says here that you're willing to shower every couple of days if needed ..."
"I've got part of your country in my fridge!"
"Paper or plastic?"
"Compensating for the inability to fly, are we?" KENTUCKY FREUD CHICKEN
"I said LAGER!"