Peterson, Roy

"I am a terrorist!" - A FANATIC A FRIGHTENED LITTLE TWIT A SELF-LOATHING COWARD PATHETIC RELIGIOUS ZEALOT A GOON A COMMON ATROCITY PEDDL DISTURBED LOSER A FOOL A BUTCHER INNOCENTS [...]

"Well of course, we both feel a little smaller now. But just think of it as getting closer to the little people the fans."

FIRST U.S. CASE OF HOMEGROWN MAD COW DISCOVERED. JAPAN, OTHER NATIONS BAN IMPORT OF U.S. BEEF. "Any cow can jump over the moon, but have you tried jumping over the U.S. border lately?" "No, have you?"

"Okay he's allowed in! But not the next bozo! As fer you others tax yer citizens more heavily and try coming back later!" "A street busker, I believe... "

PROGRAM LIVE 8 CONCERT FOR AFRICAN AID "Rock on!"

"If he simply changed his hairstyle, clothes, and attitudes, plus all his moral perceptions and ethical values, and just recognized OUR natural acceptance of good ol' Liberal corruption he might be [...]

The Accidental Federalist. GILLES DUCEPPE REMOVALS -SEPARATION-SOMETIME-

BOZO NITE IN CANADA A PRINCE GEORGE CULTURAL EVENT "I thinks we iz on thin ice!" "Relax, we iz in d'shallow end of d'gene pool!"

SEPARATION Some Assembly Required. " so, as a dedicated separatist, I felt obliged to separate from the separatists immediately after they reelected me as leader of the separatists!"

EUROSPIN. However, as UNITED nations of EUROPE, we are UNANIMOUS in our disagreement with each other! FRANCE NO. NETHERLANDS NO.

FRANCE VOTES NON' TO EURO UNITY. CHIRAC ON SKIDS? "I feel like a foreigner in my own country!"

Horn of Plunder. PAY INCOME TAX HERE. SPONSORSHIP CORRUPTION. SAVING CANADA ONE LOONIE AT A TIME.

SPRING ELECTION R.I.P. SUMMER ELECTION. FALL ELECTION

" and yet, Peter SHE calls ME extreme!" So long Suckers!

CAROLE JAMES AND THE NDP "SHH!"

BUDGET VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. Two Thumbs Wa-a-a-a-a-ay Up!

Bubble-Boy and Bobble-Girl. THE LIBERAL RECORD. THE NDP RECORD. "WHOOEE! NDP!" "TRUST ME!" "BLAH" "FORGET THE PAST" "JUST ME"

"I see where both Barrett and Bennett are against STV " "That should be a good enough reason to vote FOR it!"

SPONSORSHIP SCANDAL "That's odd. I didn't hear a peep out of him when I owned him."

"Canada demands an election!" "Canadians don't want to vote yet!"

FEARING POLITICAL DEFEAT AND UNABLE TO LEAVE CANADA TO ATTEND THE V-E DAY ANNIVERSARY IN HOLLAND, THE PRIME MINISTER SENDS HIS REGRETS. HOWEVER, TO MAKE CANADA'S PRESENCE FELT, HE INCLUDES SOME [...]

"Runs like a brand new three-seat Coalition, eh Jack?" " or a limited use, power-efficient hybrid, Paul."

The Wilderness. YOU ARE HERE. GORDON CAMPBELL IS EVERYWHERE ELSE. VOTE JAMES NDP.

The Chretien Legacy. THE SPONSORSHIP MESS

PAUL MARTIN'S SPIN CITY. THE SIN CITY SLEAZE PELTED DOWN LIKE TEARS FROM A LIBERAL PARTY HACK MAKING A COME-TO-JESUS CONFESSION AT THE GOMERY INQUIRY. AND PAUL COULD STILL HEAR THE SOGGY ECHO OF [...]