Peterson, Roy

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WELCOME TO CANADA. U.S. POLITICAL REFUGEES CLEARING OFFICE. IMMIGRATION APPLICATIONS FOR U.S. RESIDENTS. U.S. COASTAL STATES (BOAT PEOPLE) CLEARING OFFICE. STRESS REDUCTION UNIT - COMPLIMENTARY [...]
Current Canadian Currency "I've got a coloured Canadian coin!" "I've seen no tainted Canadian coin!!" GOMERY INQUIRY. SPONSORSHIP SCANDAL
SHEILA COPPS SCREAMIN'-WEEPIN'-STICK-IT-TO-PAUL-BOOKTOUR "But isn't it shocking how they've commercialized Halloween these days?"
THE GREATEST CANADIANS "The Mother, who gave her son to Canada." "The Son, who gave his life so that future Canadians could argue over who is the Greatest Canadian." "The Taxpayer, who pays for the [...]
"Granted, in the past, our party did everything it could to lowball our surprising budget surplus " "except replace the divots."
NAUTICAL TONY BLAIR'S PRE-OWNED & SLIGHTLY ABUSED SUBMERSIBLES "I am the Master and Commander of the Queen's Nav ee, And we sell used subs to the colonies! But should those subs, on the high seas, seize, We sail into litigation under warranty!"
Cirque du Minority
"but I'm expecting really BIG things!"
Ebay Collectible
Giddyup! "Forward Canada! The future lies ahead " "and behind us? As of last April Fool's Day, a retroactive 10% pay increase added to my $141,000 yearly salary!" "While the average Canadian taxpaying fool received a 2.5% pay increase!"
"It seems to have grown since your health care deal with the provinces." "Not to worry, we professionals call it asymmetrical federalism' "
Finally admitting that the sky was not falling, Chicken Little suddenly realized that he was drowning in years of his own verbiage.
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY
Canada's Game
"I don't know, Jack how long do YOU think the minority government will last?" CONSERVATIVE ELECT HARPER. VOTE LAYTON NDP. VOTE BLOC AND SEPARATE.
Why Terrorists HAVE to Hide Their Faces. SHAME
Daring to leave Ottawa, the federal cabinet visits B.C. "It does look a bit like Central Canada!" "And some of them speak english!" "A few look almost like us!" "One or two are friendly!" "And they pay taxes expecting nothing in return!"
NATIONAL PHARMACARE PROGRAM. DOC. MARTIN, Feelgood specialist. Caution: Keep out of reach of Provincial Premiers. Contents may contain enough medication to seriously harm future federal budgets. Keep [...]
"The new Supremes, you say? Well I'm Stephen Harper and I don't like to talk about my position either!"
"Canada's athletes are underfunded." "Canada's artists are underfunded." "Canada's medicare is under funded." "Canada's armed forces are underfunded." "S'good thing not everyone in Canada is underfunded!"
OLYMPIC SPENDING
"and now we get a complimentary prime equity stake served by Robert Milton and more seating space for unsecured creditors in Business Class!"
PHARMAPHYXUS God of the Phantom Drug. "Winning isn't everything urinalysis is."
"However it IS good that we can still remain above it all and discuss the matter calmly and with dignity."