Peterson, Roy

WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE. "An amusingly precocious, yet elegantly refined blend of late-vintage premium crude. Barrel-aged, with an alluringly robust finish and lingering notes [...]
"Mind the first step, luv "
HOME PLATE "Damn, I miss hockey!"
GOMERY COMMISSION "BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!... " HERE'S THE SCOOP "BLOG!"
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
"Now I can hardly wait for the wedding photos "
GOMERY INQUIRY. WAITING ROOM. "Here's my plan we throw ourselves on the mercy of the inquiry, then we ask to be sentenced to public service at the UN where the really big money is "
REPORT ON UNITED NATIONS OIL-FOR-FOOD SCANDAL
"M'lords, ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Once-Debatable and Now-Possible-Queen of Canada or call her what you will: Princess Consort'; Royal-Mistress-in-Waiting'; The Other Woman'; The [...]
GEORGE DUBYA BUSH CRAWFORD, TEXAS. " and ain't the view purty? I kin keep a close eye on Mexico from here and almost see all the way to uh, where did you say you were from, boy?"
"As an intelligent and successful member of my generation, I say pot should be legalized! If you disagree with me, then you're simply out of touch!" "I agree with the yuppie-boomer! Except I smoke pot to STAY out of touch "
AIR INDIA BOMBING. CSIS/RCMP INVESTIGATION.
IRA OFFER STUNS CIVILIZED WORLD. IRA OFFERS TO SHOOT 4 MEMBERS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUB MURDER. BAD PR MOVE. "Sure and have y'noticed? O'Frankenstain's eyes aren't smiling "
POSITIVE THINKING IN THE AIR AGE "Getting rebooked and waiting on standby for three days wasn't all that bad." "And we don't have to breathe recycled air and we can smoke if we want to and and "
Canadian Government Defence Shield. MINORITY GOVERNMENT DO NOT TOUCH. CONFIDENCE VOTE. "Who needs Star Wars?"
In preparation for his visit to President Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch, Prime Minister Martin takes a crash course in executive decision making, in an attempt to cure his post-traumatic dithering [...]
Customer Denial 101 "Smoking cigarettes can kill you or me." "Smoking pot kills cops and criminals but not me." SLACKERS UNITE
BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO THEM. "The number you have just dialed is busy. If you wish to be notified when this line becomes available, we can connect you at a modest, but politically [...]
CANADIAN DEFENCE. BANG! or whatever
2005 MINORITY GOVERNMENT BUDGET Moving Target
"On this planet, 140 nations have agreed on their position regarding the Kyoto Protocol " "unfortunately the U.S. and China have agreed on their position regarding the Kyoto Protocol as well "
TALKEY CANADA'S NATIONAL SPORT. "BLAH BLAH BLAH..."
"Looks like crunch time now they're arguing over who gets the loonie frozen into centre ice."
"and, to the best of my recollection, I was not asked to sign anything for Jean Chretien's golf ball collection."
"Sheesh! There's a load of dirty laundry in this Sponsorship Scandal." "Yet look how nicely they laundered the money "