Peterson, Roy

"Says he's been specifically trained to ignite a fire before millions of people "
THE GREAT CANADIAN HELICOPTER SHELL GAME "As I promised! You win again!" "Wow! I'm a winner every time!"
Auditor's Report? Perhaps. "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night " INSUFFICIENT POSTAGE Andre Ouellet $2 Million in expenses with no receipts.
Running Mates
"Relax, Canadian medicare is now in good hands "
"I am Canadian!" "I am American!" "I am blitzed!"
Flag of Convenience I'D RATHER BE SEPARATING
"Iranian justice is blind. If we don't get to see it why should you?"
NDP SEND EX-MP SVEND ROBINSON ON TAXPAYER FUNDED JUNKET "Just practice for when we govern with the Liberals."
Comedy of Errors "Well Tony, this is another fine mess neither of us was responsible for getting into!"
"People say that my outrageous salary, plush bottom severance pay and fat cat pension distances me from the average Canadian " " I say it only brings me closer to the people who really count in Canada."
BC RESULTS: ONLY 34% HAVE FAITH IN FEDERAL PARLIAMENT "Heavens! Everything seems so much bigger out west!" "It's just that you seem so much smaller the closer you get."
"I hear the U.S. traded five Saudi terrorist suspects for six Britons, a Canadian and a Belgian." "And yet they say I have no trade-in value!"
NOTICE Roller Coaster Patrons Must be of Legal Height as Indicated by This Line
BEWARE THE SPOOK! "I see Paul intends to continue as he began "
MINORITY LIBERAL GOVERNMENT! SAME OLD SAME OLD. ONTARIO DELIVERS AS USUAL "What do you say we all do this over again real soon!"
Hockey Fright in Canada -Player -Referee -Policeman -Lawyer -Judge -Chorus Line Coach from Ice Show
Indeed, Ernie had enjoyed the boisterous company of his newfound companions during the past few weeks, but he knew in his heart of hearts that he would not see or hear from them again for a very very very long time.
"Are we running on Chretien's record or your's ?" "Harper's, dammit! Harper's!"
CANADA'S NATIONAL BLOC HEAD? "Of course, as leader of Canada's next minority government, I'll need a proper title."
"So how's business?" "Kind of blah "
"Strange this fit me when I called the election "
DEATH AND TAXES "I like your concept! Tax'em dead or alive!" "I'm also considering a birth tax too "
With little time to lose, Paul finally cracked the secret code to the Conservative Party's HIDDEN AGENDA! GET ELECTED
June 6, 1944 when some people didn't just talk about peace