Peterson, Roy

THIS JUST IN FROM THE 7TH CENTURYTHIS JUST IN FROM THE 7TH CENTURY
[Firefighter prays for rain]
"Oh look! Our old surrender-monkey pals from the UN! Jacques! Gerhard! Won't you join us?" "Tonight's Specials are good ol' American Stew with Freedom er French Fries, or plain ol' Crow on a Stick!"
"Hmm even my horoscope is having a better year than I am!"
"Scary! For a moment there I thought we'd have to get along in peace!"
"There will be no national referendum on same-sex marriage. Minority rights must be protected!" " and only a minority turns out to vote anyway, right Jean ?"
"In preparation for landing, passengers are requested to bring their seatbacks to the full and upright position, and to assume the required counter-terrorist posture." "The Captain and crew of [...]
THE SAMPSON MESS "From our position everything appears to be fine."
MORE RAIN WOULD BE VERY NICE. BRITISH COLUMBIA 2003
"Does this one come with a layaway plan?" FINE TAILORING FOR LIBERAL LEADERS & PERPETUAL RULERS OF CANADA
"Maybe I WILL lift the ban on Canadian beef " "Dream on cow-burger boy!" THE RUNNING OF THE BULL
JUSTIN THRUMHARDY, CLEVELAND, OHIO. EXPENSES FOR TRIP TO TORONTO/SARS CONCERT: HITCHHIKE TO TORONTO - $0.00, OVERNITE IN PARK - $0.00, AUTHENTIC CANADIAN BEEF HAMBURGER, POP, WATER - $10.00, STONES' [...]
"I say, how come I'm sinking faster than you " "I'm standing on the photographs of Udai and Qusai."
"Come here and fight like a Manley!" "I AM!"
Extended Shelf Life
Wolf in Wolf's Clothing
"We've been interconnected for years, but lately he's been so distant!" "Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!" WHEN LEGALIZED RELATIONSHIPS GO WRONG
"Granted, some local legends may lose their cachet of exotic mystery by 2010 "
RARE BIRDS ANY OFFER ACCEPTED
EVERY STATION MANAGER'S IDEAL RADIO HEAD. Dislikes Static, Music or Talk if it Interrupts Commercials. All Ears, All the Time. Dislikes the Sound of Silence. You Want It? Take It! Will Consumer [...]
BEFORE THE FEDERAL POT POLICY AND AFTER Glamorous, rebellious, cultural outlaw, dedicated to overturning cannabis laws and societal concepts. Another bozo drug bore, polluting the atmosphere with a personal, addictive weakness.
"But when we begin campaigning, we'll use regular airplanes. Right Dave?"
THE CANADIAN JOB
" no Mad Cow will be served. Only the UN inspected and approved beef with American unilateralism." THE ST. PETERSBURG 300TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS WELCOMES 45 HEADS OF STATE FROM AROUND THE WORLD
The First Signs of Summer