Peterson, Roy

FREEDOM
Time to Say Good-bye
CLOSING TIME "S'quarter to three, and no one's in the place except me and he, So set em up Joe I know you're getting' kinda anxious to close, We're drinking, my friend, to the end of a lo-o-o-ong [...]
IRVING FISHMEAL FERTILIZER
" but then, for you, every day is Halloween, isn't it?"
SCHEDULE $700 MILLION PASSENGER RAIL SUBSIDY! J CHRETIEN
Between Tournaments, Mike Harris would practice his swing with experimental clubs.
" but we DO look good comin' off da fancy Bombardier jet planes to review da troop, eh?"
UNITE THE RIGHT! UNITE THE RIGHT! UNTIE THE RIGHT!
"My bat my ball. Right?" "My decision. You're safe, so to speak."
CANADA FLIGHT TESTS THE 75-CENT DOLLAR. "Gaining altitude! Hey, I can see a sales event across the U.S. border!" "Mayday! Mayday! We're all doomed!" "Bail out!"
Text: THE PERSONAL DIARY OF MELODIA STRUM-HARDTHROTTLE THIRD VIOLINIST, COWPHARDT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. GUEST ARTIST / GOVERNOR GENERAL'S CIRCUMPOLAR TOUR, TOURMEMBER #61 (ALTERNATE). Friday, Oct 10, [...]
I AM THE PRIME MINISTER "This stuff sucks! I'm still seeing double!"
Israel Harold Asper August 11, 1932 October 7, 2003
THE PERSONAL DIARY OF MELODIA STRUM-HARDTHROTTLE THIRD VIOLINIST, COWPHARDT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. GUEST ARTIST / GOVERNOR GENERAL'S CIRCUMPOLAR TOUR, TOURMEMBER #61 (ALTERNATE). Sunday, Oct 5, 2003 [...]
THE PERSONAL DIARY OF MELODIA STRUM-HARDTHROTTLE THIRD VIOLINIST, COWPHARDT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. GUEST ARTIST / GOVERNOR GENERAL'S CIRCUMPOLAR TOUR, TOURMEMBER #61 (ALTERNATE). Wednesday, Oct 1, 2003 [...]
"Oh look! They've added a dinner theatre!"
The Three-Legged Race
[Paul Martin; Western alienation]
WHEN THE GODS GATHER TO GOSSIP "Well, she HAS updated circumpolar mythology "
"Oh, what the heck we removed all the Chretien labels!" THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
"Announcing the Copps/Boyer Heritage Diet! He eats high off the hog, and I get to admire his figures as he walks out the door!"
FUN CITY. Aggressive Panhandler. COPE Council person. CONSTANTLY HARASSES VANCOUVER TAXPAYERS FOR HANDOUTS. PREFERS TO SPEND DISPOSABLE INCOME ON DOWNTOWN EAST SIDE. FAVOURS TRANSIENT SQUATS IN [...]
Meanwhile, in Washington, plans for the much postponed state visit to Canada gain momentum " has Chretien quit yet?"
CANADA RESPONDS "I must caution you, sir. I may have to administer a severe, but diplomatically discreet, tongue-lashing."