Rice, Ingrid

SAY NO TO THE KYOTO ACCORD "I've decided I'm for global warming"
"There was no direct job losses linked to the situation with the U.S." "Well, that explains why we're being hammered in the softwood lumber dispute...Pettigrew's working for the Americans"
"Now that another April's over and another year's taxes are paid, I finally know what I want to be.... The Receiver General of Canada.......In a country that I can't be extradited from."
"Forgive me father for I have sinned" "Forgive me father for I have sinned" Dealing with sexual abuse in the Catholic Church
"It's time we put you in a home... Where do your children live?"
"Disgusting" "Extremely distressing!" "Shocking!" "Bring on the villagers armed with pitchforks!" "Appalling!" "We demand censure!" "Repugnant" "Unforgivable!" "For shame!" "What's causing the [...]
A New Symbol for a New Health Care System
"Two challenger jets? What the heck does Chretien need two for?" "His ego wouldn't fit on just one"
The downside of extracting the massive reserves of hydrogen beneath the earth's crust: Puckering.
"Scum sucking losers! Who taught you to skate? Yer baby sister? Yer all a disgrace I seen slugs pass better..." "Ed's practising for in case they lose"
"Reducing emissions by even 4% would cause serious losses in revenue and jobs... For oxygen tank manufacturers, lung transplant surgeons, asthma drug makers, iron lung makers, morticians..."
"Are we safe? Is he gone? Whew! Being seen with Svend could have really damaged my credibility."
"The referendum will be binding even if only two people vote... Just as long as they both vote yes." Demockracy at Work
How the Anti-terrorism Tax Changes Airport Security: "Did you pack your bags yourself?" "Yes" "Did you pack your bags yourself?" "Moo" Before the Tax, After the Tax
Israeli Vise
"Looks like they forgot question nine: The money spent on the referendum would have been better spent on legal aid, welfare crisis aid, work entry assistance..."
"Alliance can form a government on our own" Stephen Harper on merging with the Tories, E. Bunny Stephen Harper's policy advisor
"They're changing the $5 bill. We're getting a new one- enhanced security features, a new winter scene" "What's it replacing?" "The $10 bill"
"The U.S. slapping an obscene 29% tariff on our softwood really makes we wonder what the "F" in NAFTA stands for..." "A four letter word"
By the time he heard the muffled snickers it was too late. Stephen Harper was the new leader of Alliance. "Hey!" Elect Me
"The U.S.A. expects Canada to do more to keep undesirables out" "We, at the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service have set an example in how to tighten border security" "Look how tough we made [...]
"Oh yeah, played some golf a couple of sets of tennis...Tonight we'll hot tub on the deck. Gotta tell ya though, with flowers coming up allergies are kicking in, but hey it's spring" "Who is it, dear?" "Another crank call from Toronto."
"We will wait for a full evaluation of the Zimbabwe election before making a final decision on the fairness of the vote. Of course, it might take a while to get feedback from the polling agents president elect Mugabe had arrested..."
"The $24 airline security surcharge is absolutely necessary to defeat tourism... Er, terrorism"
"Duey Suem Law Firm? I'm being laid claim to by B.C. natives. I want to sue for unauthorized appropriation of my personality."