Uluschak, Edd

PM RATED ONE OF THE 10 SEXIEST MEN "Looks like they over-looked you again!"

"The fact that you're completely happy with your job, your wife, the white paper and the throne speech indicates an extreme reluctance to face reality!"

"OOPS wrong sugar bowl!"

UN HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY "She's got a bigger slice! .... No, his is bigger! He's got more icing! That's his second helping! Nyet! .... Who stole my fork? Oh yeah, get your elbow off my plate! Ouch! .... "

POLLUTION MAY SPEED UP AGING "That's all I need I've already aged 10 years just WORRYING about pollution!"

"Are you sure you added his bill correctly? He's still smiling!"

VOTE AUSTIN TAYSHIS FOR ALDERMAN "Let's go over that again, shall we? You kiss the BABIES and give the cigars to .... "

[A large firearm casts a shadow on the world]

"A most ingenious camouflage outfit, Croftworthy!"

ARAB LEADERSHIP "For my first wish I want you to "

INCOME TAX URGED TO PAY FOR RISING EDUCATION COSTS "We appreciate your concern, Master Mildew, but your dropping out would hardly ease the tax burden!"

QUEBEC PUBLIC MEDICAL SPECIALISTS MEDICARE

NATURAL GAS SALE "Fret not, I've still got a trump card!" ENERGY NEGOTIATIONS

"It isn't the buck-passing in government I mind so much it's the buck-keeping that bothers me!"

"Certainly is nice to get out and mingle with people of other nations!"

CEASEFIRE "It's a gift from Hussein!" PALESTINIAN GUERRILLAS

MAN CHARGED WITH HAVING UNSIGHTLY HOUSE "I certainly hope they don't have any laws about having unsightly husbands!"

MAFIA FUNERAL HOME TAKEOVER ALLEGED "Why don't you boys go out and bring in some business?" ROCKY'S FUNERAL HOME

MIDDLE EAST JORDAN

FIGHT AIR POLLUTION

ISRAELI INTERVENTION JORDAN PALESTINIAN GUERRILLAS

"Remember the good old days when you had to use a hook to catch fish?"

"Now that we've perfected an inexpensive method of extracting salt from sea water, how do we get the oil out of the salt?"

"Man, is that guy gullible! Last year he bought the Brooklyn bridge this year he bought seasons tickets to the Eskimo games!"