Uluschak, Edd

"Does the Government's hate literature bill include letters from bill collect[ors]?

Welcome Back Apollo 13 "Phew"

"A Manhattan .... on the rocks!"

"And you wonder why I'm not overly enthused about spring?"

"Thank goodness it's only the air pollution for a minute there I was worried my watch had stopped and it was evening already!"

"Where's the dictionary? I asked Dad for an increase in allowance and he accused me of fiscal irresponsibility!"

"Bills, bills, bills! Why is it only Montreal is lucky enough to have mail delivery problems?"

AIR CONTROLLERS UNFAIR TO HIJACKERS

DR. BY PHOGGLES OPTOMETRIST "Take a break from trying to find more loopholes in your income tax and your eyes should be all right!"

News Item: U.S. CUSTOMS OFFICERS NOW ARMED "A simple HALT' would suffice, Fusilade!"

VIETNAM LAOS UNEASY RIDER

"No we haven't received the raise yet!"

"He claims it's air pollution!" YE' OLDE' BREATHALIZER GIZMO

EDUCATION WEEK OPEN HOUSE "Miss Frakshyn found out Oglthrope's the one who's been helping Argyle with his homework"

"The war could be over in no time If only the Vietnamese would get out of Vietnam!"

THIS IS BROTHERHOOD WEEK FEB. 22 - MAR. 1

News Item: ALDERMAN LEGER WANTS PRESS COUNCIL TO CONTROL STANDARDS OF NEWS MEDIA "What if the public decides to set up a council to control the standards of aldermen?"

SUITE INSPECTOR "AHA, adding an illegal basement suite in a one-family zone area!"

"When Trudeau asks people for voluntary restraints in spending it's obvious he doesn't have any teenagers in HIS family!"

SOCREDS CONSIDERING SETTING UP BANK "I can understand why they'd want a bank with the profits the ALCB makes, they need a place to keep the money!"

KUWAIT MIDDLE EAST

PRICE OF HAIRCUTS UP 25 "I understand you're protesting the price hike of haircuts by having your wife cut your hair!"

"Help! "I've just been either mugged by a thug or questioned by a Montreal policeman!"