Uluschak, Edd

"Si vous cherchez quelque chose dans les prix que le fermie payer, c'est dans la grange, en arrire!"

DENTAL FEES LEAD SOARING PRICES news item "You'll get another pain around the first of the month!"

RATEPAYERS FACE $25 HIKE "That should make our landlord happy he's been having a hard time lately thinking up excuses for raising our rent."

CITY SNOW REMOVAL DEPT. "A little red foreign job? ..... About this high? ....... Rally stripes and wire wheels? .... "

News Item: ALBERTA GOVT. SETS REGULATIONS ON LASER BEAMS "Hey you with the green scales! You got a clearance from the Health Department for that laser?"

PUBLIC LIBRARY "Do you have anything that's both good literature and dirty?"

"I see you're staying at the Men's Hostel!"

"Do you mind closing the window? I need some fresh air!"

"What suffering multitudes?"

PIZZA RESTAURANT EVICTS CUSTOMERS BECAUSE OF LONG HAIR "Now, before we can deliver your order I need your name, address, and hair length!"

ARMS SALES "I'll serve the food as soon as I wash my hands!"

"I'll have another flu shot. Please!"

PURSE SNATCHINGS UP 47% SINCE 1967 "Hey you with the purse littering the streets is a serious offense!"

"Do you honor chargex cards?"

CITY HALL CLERKS NEED COURSE IN PUBLIC RELATIONS "I resent the insinuations that our attitude towards the move along, fatso public leaves something to be desired!"

ALDERMAN EVANS DOLL WIND HER UP AND SHE THROWS YOU OUT OF THE STORE BENSON DOLL WIND HIM UP AND PICKS YOUR POCKET "At first I thought it was one of those adorable detailed life-like dolls!"

[Pierre Trudeau depicted skiing]

[John Francis Ahearne inspects hockey players]

"It's for you your toy car is being recalled by the manufacturer!"

WAR, FAMINE, DISEASE BIRTH RATE "My world, and welcome to it!"

"It only hurts when I laugh!"

APOLLO "The last thing my wife said to me was You never take me anywhere'!"

News Item: ALDERMEN BOOST OWN PAY BY HALF CITY HALL EDMONTON "This is terrible. Try as I may, I couldn't find one reason to vote against it!"

"Fore" EXPIRED "I thought this would make them feel right at home when they get here!"