Uluschak, Edd

"That's more than enough closet space for the clothes you'll have if we buy this house at these prices!"

"What do you mean 'didn't we tear this street up just a month or two ago'- we haven't FINISHED yet!"

"Since a cold winter is predicted, I decided to buy this heavier muffler for the car!"

["Bombing of N. Viet Nam"]

"Golly- we get more gooey, chewy candy here than at all the other houses combined!"

"Canadian beer!?"

"It's sock-it-to-me' time......again."

"...And I'd like this room in puce, that wall taken out and replaced with..."

"I'd like to sign up for a crash course!" DEPARTMENT OF LANDS AND FORESTS HUNTER TRAINING COURSE REGISTRATION HERE.

"YOU"RE tired after flying around up there seeing the world for eleven days? I've been cooped up in the house with three kids!"

"Nor will you feel any pain upon receipt of my bill at the end of the month!"

"At the start of the year, I was a rich successful business man, then I decided to invest every cent in a business venture- distributing sun-tan lotion in sunny Alberta!"

"Otis isn't coming to vote- says he can't be bothered with any race that doesn't have 'win, place, or show'!"

"I tried to break up what looked like a student gathering- how was I know to know it was our national judo team?"

"...And now, about those repairs you've been putting off around home for so long..."

"...er dear, your boss is here to offer his sympathy for those severe attacks of typhus, anthrax and leprosy you've had since last Thursday!"

""Well at least Richard Nixon has DELUSIONS of grandeur!"

"This is highly unorthodox but as long as I'm winning I suppose it's all right!"

"I feel we need people on council who are concerned about the vital problems facing Edmonton today- now you take the problem of air pollution..."

"I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't snore so loudly!"

"I can't put my finger on it, but something tells me we had better keep an eye on that one!"

"That doesn't refer to the horse-power, that's the monthly payment!"

"Before we go in there, I would just like to state that I am not one of those Albertans who have been pressuring Health Minister Ross into implementing medicare!"