Uluschak, Edd

""Let's see now. If we total up the expenses incurred on the hunting trip, plus medicines and doctor's fees, divide into poundage of game obtained....Hmmmm, forty-nine dollars and two cents per pound!"

"I find the best way to keep Hartbern on his diet is to bring him shopping-- he loses his appetite when he sees the bill!"

"I've decided that drinking and driving don't mix so with the money I'll save on gas, I'm stocking up on drink!"

"I realize that I came in here to get clipped but this is ridiculous!"

"...And here we see me again having sport with a ferocious bull in Madrid"

"Emery is thinking of running for council but he feels there might be a conflict of interests-- the council meetings might conflict with his poker nights!"

"Myrtle got a divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty-- her husband took her to all the Eskimo home games!"

"I don't know whatever made me think I may absent-mindedly speed through a school zone!"

"Guess what dear? I decided to stock up on 5 cent stamps before the rates go up!"

"My cousin in Red Deer went through that vehicle inspection check. The car was approved, but they rejected him!"

"I understand your husband passed through Chicago during the Democratic convention-- when do you expect him to be out of hospital?"

"Go easy on those tranquillizers Miss. Happ-- remember it's only the first day"

"I can't really say whether munching garlic prior to bed-time would be interpreted as a violation of the birth control ban by his holiness!"

"I'm glad that following our cordial, friendly, comradely discussion, you've decided to see things our way!"

"Take a note Miss. Quill. Dear Mr. Trudeau in regard to that souvenir gift from Spain you sent me, I don't want to appear ungrateful but..."

["Paris peace talks"]

"I'll say Tuesday night's action was tragic and deplorable-- the Eskimos were terrible!"

"I can't really say that it gives you that Trudeau look- more like the Fryer Tuck look if you ask me."

"Why sure I'd be glad to endorse you as my choice as the Democratic presidential candidate, boy. By the way, what's your name again?"

SOVIET INTERVENTION. CZECHOSLOVAKIA

"Sorry kid but we can't find any way of getting food shipments to you- Now if it were ARMS shipments you needed..."

"Don't let the fact that the city incinerator is just down the street distress you-- those rumours of it giving off an offensive odor are pure rubbish!"

"How does it feel to be back on the job?" "Boy, the next person that says that again, I'll..." "How does it feel to be back on the job?"

"Quincy and I took separate holidays this year-- I went to the coast and he drove all over the country delivering the post-cards!"